Granny sure could cook!

Monday, September 13, 2010

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Granny (my maternal great grandmother) had to be without a doubt the best cook since the beginning of time.  She was born in 1904, was one of 13 children who lived on a farm in the Hocking Hills of Ohio, and she learned to cook in an era where there was no fat free anything.  These people were out from sun up to sun down working their butts off to keep their farm running, and I can guarantee you they never ate chef salads with light Italian dressing, or low carb, fat free bread with heart healthy "spread."  These people ATE because they needed to.

Granny and Pop owned a small but profitable restaurant in Winchester during the Great Depression.  Dinner was $0.25, and there was no 13 page menu on parchment paper with gilt lettering and a wine list with bottles starting at $50.  This was good, home cooked, no frills food.  What you had for dinner depended on the day of the week.  I have absolutely no idea what day "pot roast" day was, but Granny made it often for us growing up.  It's not really a recipe; it's sort of like mashed potatoes--you don't need exact measurements and specific instructions.  You just...well, you just MAKE them.  

If you're looking for a pot roast recipe that calls for any cut of meat other than chuck, and contains some type of wine or an herb that costs $15 an ounce, honey this ain't it!

P.S.  I'm not posting a picture of this.  I've never eaten a pot roast that was worth a damn that looked good.  If you see a recipe and picture with a beautiful, evenly shaped, sliced, perfectly cooked roast with delicious, crispy, brightly colored vegetables strategically placed around the roast, then that's not a true pot roast--it's probably some type of roast that looks nice, but has the texture and flavor of shoe leather and saw dust, and I'm willing to bet that the vegetables are either mostly raw or made from plastic.

P.P.S.  Almost forgot:  Granny added turnips along with the carrots and potatoes, and I HATE turnips (almost as much as I hate beets.)


Granny's Pot Roast
1 (3 to 4 pound) boneless chuck roast
Flour
Salt
Pepper
Oil

Salt and pepper the roast well and dredge in flour.  Heat the oil (a few tablespoons) in a dutch oven and sear the roast on all sides (don't forget the ends!) until it's brown and has a nice crust on it.  Once it's browned, remove the roast and add two (14 ounce) cans of low sodium beef broth (Granny used homemade beef stock, but who has time for that?!) and scrape up the browned bits on the bottom.  Add the roast back to the pan, quarter a large onion and add it, cover it with a tight fitting lid, and put it in a 350 degree oven for about three hours.  

Once the time is up, add to the pot:  2 large carrots, cut into big chunks, and several potatoes, cut into quarters.  Don't use the enormous Idaho bakers--they're tough and mealy.   I prefer Yukon gold (if they're small, cut them in half; if they're large, quarter them) because they have a nice color, and you don't have to peel them.  Anyway, add the carrots and potatoes to the pan, re-cover, and bake an additional 30 - 45 minutes (depending on how large you cut your potatoes).

When the potatoes and carrots stick tender, remove everything from the dutch oven to a serving platter.  If you want to strain the liquid, great; if not, great.  I prefer to leave the little bits of onion that fall through the slotted spoon in the gravy.  I think it adds something.  Mix about 1/2 c. of water with 2 tablespoons cornstarch, and slowly pour half of it into the cooking liquid.  Put it on the burner on medium(ish) heat and let it start to simmer, stirring constantly.  If after a minute or so it's not thickening up, add the rest of the cornstarch/water and let it simmer for another minute or two.  If it STILL doesn't thicken to the consistency you like, then mix up another batch of cornstarch water, and add a tablespoon at a time until it's right.

Cut the roast (good luck with that.  It'll be so tender you won't be able to cut it--it'll just fall apart) and serve with the vegetables.

Hey--I TOLD you these people knew how to eat!

Did I mention that I love Indian food?

Saturday, September 11, 2010

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Before I go any further, let me explain that I'm not one for "presentation" when it comes to cooking.  Quite honestly, I always feel a bit pretentious when adding a garnish.  And I usually fail miserably (hence the poor, wilted cilantro sprig).  Also, even though my husband just bought me a super cool new cell phone, it IS a cell phone, and takes cell phone quality pictures.  I am also not a professional food photographer, so please keep in mind that these dishes will usually taste much better than they look.  :D

That being said, this is a recipe I discovered ages ago, but made only recently.  I've doctored it up by adding a little, taking away a little, and it's absolutely wonderful.  I love love love Indian food, and I also love shrimp.  This is great, and as with all curries, you can make it as hot or mild as you want.  I make it mild so my young sons will eat it.


Shrimp Curry

1 tablespoon tomato paste
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon garam masala
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper
3 heaping tablespoons chopped cilantro
1 green chili pepper, finely chopped
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 cup coconut milk

3 tablespoons oil (I prefer peanut.  Must be the southerner coming out in me.)
1 1/2 teaspoons mustard powder
3 large cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger
1 pound medium or large shrimp

Add the tomato paste, salt, sugar, garam masala, cumin, cayenne pepper, cilantro, chili, lemon juice and one tablespoon water in a food processor and pulse until pureed.  Add the coconut milk and blend thoroughly.  (If you want to make the sauce ahead of time, it's perfectly fine to cover it with plastic wrap and let it sit on the counter for an hour or so to let the flavors meld.  There's nothing perishable in it.)

Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat.  When it's hot, add the dry mustard powder and stir for a few seconds.  Add the minced garlic and cook it until it's lightly golden.  (This will not take long.  Anyone who has ever burned garlic knows how awful it smells, and what a pain in the butt it is to start over.)  Add the shrimp and cook until it's almost done.  Add the sauce, bring to a simmer, and cook until it's completely done (just a few more minutes).

I served mine with basmati rice (my husband thought it would be funny to purchase a 12 lb. bag of basmati rice at BJ's.  We've been eating a lot of rice lately.)  If you know how to make rice, or have your own recipe, awesome.  If not, here's mine (not that it's much of a recipe):

1 cup basmati rice, rinsed several times until the water is clear
1 3/4 cups water
1/4 cup coconut milk
1 teaspoon fresh minced ginger
Large pinch of salt

Put all the ingredients into a pot with a lid.  Bring to the boil, reduce heat and simmer for 15 minutes.  Remove from heat, let sit for 5 minutes, then fluff with a fork.  NOTE:  Because of the coconut milk, this rice has a tendency to be a bit on the sticky side, so if it comes out looking the exact opposite of this, don't say I didn't warn you!

1/4 lb. double chocolate cookies

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I found this recipe on vanilla sugar's blog.  I substituted all brown sugar for the brown/white combination (out of necessity).  I normally try to follow a recipe to the letter though.  I probably should have named this blog "The Queen of Substitutions."  hah! 

I affectionately refer to my six-year-old son as "the human garbage truck" because this kid can plow through anything and he's not picky.  He ate half of one of these and walked around for an hour or so holding his stomach like people do after Thanksgiving dinner.  I ate the other half and I have to say--they are incredibly rich, and if you ever have one of those "OH MY GOD I NEED CHOCOLATE" moments, this is definitely the recipe for you!


1/4 lb. double chocolate cookies

2 and ¾ sticks of room temp unsalted butter
¾ cup granulated white sugar
¾ cup packed light brown sugar
2 large eggs
2 tablespoons half & half (or cream)
1 ½ teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3 cups all purpose flour
½ cup + 2 TB cocoa powder
½ teaspoon cinnamon
Oversized ¾ teaspoon sea salt
1 and ½ teaspoons baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
2 cups (60% or higher cocoa) dark chocolate chips or chopped chocolate (I used plain old Toll House semi-sweet chips)

In a mixing bowl, using an electric mixer, or by hand beat butter and both sugars just until creamy. Don’t overbeat. Add in the eggs, vanilla, and half & half and beat just until incorporated.

In another bowl mix the flour, cocoa powder, cinnamon, baking soda, baking powder and salt. When thoroughly mixed, add to batter and stir just until blended. Stir in chocolate chips.

Keep in mind this dough is very hard and thick. I like to chill my dough for at least 3 hours before using.
Divide dough into 12 big 4 oz lumps. Mold into HUGE golfballs; do not press flat! Keep them as balls on the cookie sheets. Bake on ungreased cookies sheets (one sheet at a time).

Put the cookies in a 365 degree oven for about 12 minutes, rotate pan, then bake another 8-10 minutes OR until the cookies are just set. It will be hard to tell when the cookies are done. Recipe by dawn finicane. Look for crackles on side, cooked tops and semi-firm; they should be a bit soft in the middle. Don’t overbake or they will turn into scones. Once baked don’t try and move the cookies off the pan, they will break apart, let them chill a bit before touching.

Once they are completely cooled, dip the tops in melted dark chocolate (or milk chocolate). Makes 12 giant cookies.